Zombies for a laugh

Zombies can be funny. Yes, really.

Gabe in GIRL Z: My Life as a Teenage Zombie has a thing for telling bad jokes to try to get Becca to lighten up. It doesn't really work...  Well... should it? haaa!

Here's Gabe:
"What do you call a girl who won't eat on a date?"
Becca, "I don't know, what?"
"A zombie. Get it?"
"I don't think being like this is funny," Becca said. "Not at all."


And here's a few more zombie jokes from ZombieJokes.com:

• Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?
  A: The monSTORE!
• Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?
  A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!
• Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?
  A: His GHOULfriend!
• Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
  A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!